-Lauren - tease of a bitch, you cant say you want to fuck me and a day later say were only best friends, i’m a fucking dude, dudes don’t play that.
-Sarah - You’re hot, and young. Yes that sounds great but lets look at the young part, I’m not gonna creep on girls in high school, I WONT BE THAT GUY.
-Jen- girlfriend, you are beautiful, but the shit you say makes me want to walk out of the room sometimes, its so ignorant, plus I feel guilty for considering breaking up with you, maybe I need to be the stereotypical dude and just break your heart, BUT IM NOT GOOD AT THAT.
-Corinne & Sadie- bestfriends, all you do when your alone with me is bitch about each other. Fuck that. I’m not your boyfriend, Ive given up on the chance of getting in the sack with you… I DONT GIVE A SHIT. you guys are becoming different people then you were in high school, realize this and move on.
-Myself- awesome, but you have to speak your mind more… maybe.

